Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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