I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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