We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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