just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm getting married
To pizza
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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