They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
it glows. i had to have it.
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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