Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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