I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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