How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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