roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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