I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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