Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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