..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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