I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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