I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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