People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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