This girl is more easily done than said...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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