We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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