doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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