He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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