...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
you didnt know i had herpes?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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