wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
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We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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