I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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