You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
don't judge my taste in strippers
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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