the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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