I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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