He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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