Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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