just come out here and I will go home with you...
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
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I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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