if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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