Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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