Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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