No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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