Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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