after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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