im drinking this country out of the recession.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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