Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
Randomize
