i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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