i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
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The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
whose ass print is on the piano?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
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Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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