She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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