you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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