so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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