I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Randomize