She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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