is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants