we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
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THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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