his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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