Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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