I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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