are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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