hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
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I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
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Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
soo... how was my night?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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