I heard we made out
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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