I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
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