Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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